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Pets With Day Jobs · October Round official starter
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Pets With Day Jobs · October Round

HR has concerns. Seven days to make the least employable pet.

Reproduce the starter as the least employable employee of the month. Free entry for eligible adults (18+). Submit an image or video based on the official starter. One final eligible entry per person; up to three drafts and no replacement after final submission. Verified competition scoring determines the ranking; membership never changes voting weight. This round has no cash or material prize.

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One verified person, one final eligible official entry. Membership never changes voting weight or ranking.

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THE BOARD IS LOADING…

OPENSOctober 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM UTC
CLOSESOctober 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM UTC
REPLACEMENTSFinal means final
PRIZE STATUSFree entry · no cash or material prize

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