Animals: three ways to start

What belongs in this category?

Household pets, wildlife and creatures wildly overqualified for human jobs.

This is an official SlopOff idea sheet, not a member post or an open competition. A live Battle or competition will have its own entry page and rules.

Three original starting points

Pets With Day Jobs — Give one animal one job and one instantly legible workplace failure.

Wildlife Real Estate Agents — Sell a tiny habitat with spectacularly unrealistic features.

Corporate Llama — The quarterly results are mostly hay.

Make the joke land

Give the animal one human job and one visible failure. The less explanation the image needs, the better.

Try a single setup, one escalation and a payoff that reads on a phone. Make or upload your own eligible media; public display follows rights and moderation review.

Ask the room

Starter pitch: pets with day jobs

Prompt clinic: wildlife acting painfully human

Visual gag workshop: animals running tiny businesses

Battle idea: creatures in the wrong habitat